With the geese sufficiently corpulent and the big day crowning on the horizon, Pies are once again here to help with our annual Christmas Football Gift Guide.
What do you get the Aberdeen fan who has everything? How about a bag to put it in!
That’s right. For the low, low price of just £2.50 you could get your grubby mitts on the official AFC ‘Bag for Life’ – guaranteed to outlast anything up to and including total nuclear annihilation…
It folds flat too, so you know it’s good.
Pies’ 2016 Christmas Football Gift Guide…
No.1: Yeovil Town Cigarette Lighter
No.2: Hartlepool United Temporary Sailor Tattoos
No.3: FC Zurich Replacement Sink Plug
No.4: Fiorentina Paperclips
No.5: LA Galaxy ‘Stretcher Cart’ Building Block Set
No.6: Feyenoord Post-It Notes
No.7: Borussia Monchengladbach Bucket
No.8: Montpellier Board Game
No.9: Arsenal Tic Tac-Style Mints
This way for more Christmas gift ideas from Pies’ groaning archives.