Snapshot: Gonzalo Higuain Christmas Nativity Figurines With ‘Facial Injury’ Already On Sale In Naples…

Chris Wright

28th, August 2013

By Chris Wright

Christmas is a mere 118 days away so it makes perfect sense that the nativity figurine producers of Naples have already rushed out their “Gonzalo Higuain: Facial Wound Edition” model to coincide with the striker duffing up his own face by falling off a yacht earlier in the week…


Incidentally, certifiably-insane Napoli owner Aurelio De Laurentiis has announced that he intends to sue the entire region of Campania and Capri over Higuain’s maritime mishap, telling reporters: “I saw a picture of the wound and I am willing to ask my lawyers to ask for €100m in damage – a figure that I will donate to charity.”


(Image via @tutticonvocati)

Posted in Funnies, Injuries, Serie A

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