By Chris Wright
Here’s a few photos of Fenella the Kettle Witch (or ‘Diego Forlan’ as he’s known outside Wheelie World) giving it the ‘big thumbs’ during his unveiling bash at Inter Milan earlier this morning.
Along with Mauro Zarate, the Forlanator moved to the Giuseppe Meazza on a two-year deal from Atletico Madrid yesterday – not a bad afternoon’s business by anybody’s standards…
If you get the reference, you’re officially old.
Photos: PA