Carlos Tevez Runs For Miles To Score Solo Pearler As Juventus Stick Seven Past Hapless Parma (Video & GIF)

Alan Duffy

9th, November 2014


 By Alan Duffy

Juventus battered a dismal Parma side on Sunday afternoon, putting seven past the Serie A strugglers.

The Old Lady’s three strikers, Carlos Tevez, Fernando Llorente and Alvaro Morata all bagged a brace each while wing-back Stephan Lichsteiner also scored – however, it was Tevez’s first which was the stand-out goal in the game.

Channelling Ronaldo (the Brazilian one), Tevez picked up the ball deep in the Parma half before running past a whole load of Parma defenders and calmly slotting home.

Goal Tevez – Juventus 4-0 Parma – 09.11.2014 by Gol-Live

GIF version…

Outstanding, although considering the former Manchester United man isn’t the quickest, the defending is pretty appalling.

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  1. Holland 1945 says:

    Isn’t the quickest? Tevez is pretty quick!

  2. cotty59uk says:

    “The former Manchester United man isn’t the quickest”….Now Can we get one thing straight right here, right now:
    Carlos Tevez was only on a 2 year loan at the Stretford Swamp, he never ever signed a contract to play for the Stretford Rags.
    The Headline should read: “The former MANCHESTER CITY man isn’t the quickest” as he was actually a signed, sealed and delivered Player for 4 years at the Etihad Stadium, and i don’t know where you get the information from about Tevez not being the Quickest as i had the pleasure of watching Carlos play in a Sky Blue shirt many-many times i can remember him being pretty damn rapid to lightening quick.

  3. Ryan says:

    Shit defending and GK didn’t even move, looks like maybe the fix was in.

  4. Luka ModerlyRich says:

    Didnt watch the game so I cant tell how dismal parma was but sorry but that looked pretty quick, even for tevez

  5. Adam says:

    Just what on earth is the goalie doing. Or thinking?

    “Can’t wait to get drunk with me mates tonight. We’re going to pour champagne all over half-naked… Oh shit, there’s Tevez. Where’d he come from? Ah, there’s the ball in the night.”

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