By Chris Wright
In which gigantic €100million Real Madrid enormo-mondo-flop Gareth Bale takes on and pretty much nails the NBA half-court trick shot challenge…
BOOOOOOO!!!! HISSSSSS!!!! Three out of five? BOOOOOO!!!! Call yourself a man? Get F**KED. Get all the way F**KING F**KED!!!
Are Miami Heat the team everybody hates now because of LeBron something something?
Gah, we know less about basketball than Harry Redknapp does about HMRC declarations.