And when we say “absolute scorcher”, of course what we actually mean is the complete polar opposite…
Carlton Cole scoring the most Carlton Cole goal ever. pic.twitter.com/SDWnDcIAOK
— 138.com (@138dotcom) November 29, 2015
Still, that’s one goal* in one appearance for Celtic so far. Can’t argue with those kind of numbers.
(*It actually went down as a Danny Devine own-goal, but why let piffling little details like that get in the way?)