By Chris Wright
Yes, you read that correctly.
Belgian midfielder Sven Kums (fnarf fnarf!) opened the scoring for Heerenveen in their 4-1 away win over Utrecht by cannoning one in from the edge of the area with his mutton truncheon…
That name again, Sven Kums.
Via 101GG, who also inform us that this is called a ‘snikkel goal’ in Holland, which directly translates as ‘cock goal’ – makes sense really.