“I was caught on the ball, with no way out. So I just fell over, baby”
At the behest of quite literally nobody, Neymar has announced that he will be launching his musical career later this week.
Just a few short hours after playing in Barcelona’s embarrassing 2-1 defeat against newly-promoted Alaves, Neymar broke the news via his Twitter account…
Galera, quarta eu começo minha carreira musical e vou lançar a 1ª música no meu face. Vai ter #Neymusico nos palcos sim. Cola lá.
— Neymar Jr (@neymarjr) September 11, 2016
“This Wednesday I begin my music career and I’m going to release my first song on Facebook,” the Tweet reads.
“We will have #Neymusico. Share it.”
Gah. Whatever the exact polar opposite of “by public demand” is, this is it.
Spanish paper AS reckon that Neymar has been taking piano lessons for a couple of months, meaning we can probably look forward to a Samba-infused reworking of ‘Three Blind Mice’.
Waiting until Wednesday to find out is going to be the hardest part.