By Chris Wright
“Come here Jan, you’ve got a bit of something on your face”
Fernando Torres and Jan Vertonghen had been bickering for the majority of the game with both players on yellow cards by the hour-mark, but, for reasons truly unfathomable to us, referee Mike Dean deemed this nothing challenge worthy of a second yellow for Nando, who was administered with his marching orders with ten minutes left to play at the Lane…
Soft as owt, that. Laughably so.