Audi Cup: Real Madrid Overpower Tottenham As Gareth Bale Scores In 2-0 Victory

Chris Wright

4th, August 2015



Looking like a prize petunia with his hair done up all fancy, Gareth Bale returned to haunt his former club by netting in Real Madrid’s 2-0 win over Tottenham in the Audi Cup.

It was James Rodriguez that opened the scoring for Real in the first half before Bale doubled the damage 10 minutes from time.

After a trademark full-bore yomp upfield, the Welsh forward unleashed a stinging shot that beat Michel Vorm from 25 or so yards…

Incidentally, Vorm has taken a bit of a battering for failing to keep Bale’s effort out, but seriously – look at the devious bounce on that thing!

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  1. Walter Eagle says:

    Go on then. Tell me it’s just my imagination. But the first thing that image of Bale with his tongue stuck out reminded me of was a little doggy. A little doggy puppet.

    And then I had one of me flashbacks and it was Donny from Doncaster all over again. (Search previous Pies.)

    Now I can’t get the idea out of my head of Tracy Chandler pulling on Gareth Bale’s skin before every match . Actually, now that I’ve typed that last sentence I’ve got an even worse image …

  2. J says:

    To me he looks like a werewolf/ape-man of sorts.

  3. Sultan says:

    Bouncy bouncy bouncy !!!

  4. Jarren says:

    I preferred him as Batman

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