Bloody Impressive Business: Wolves Rake In Astonishing £25(ish)m For Steven Fletcher And Matt Jarvis!

Chris Wright

24th, August 2012

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By Chris Wright

They’ve done it! By Jove, they’ve actually done it! Wolves are going to end the day a mosquito’s todger short of £25 million richer after successfully leaching every last penny out of Sunderland and West Ham for Steven Fletcher and Matt Jarvis respectively.

Fletcher has moved to Sunderland for £14+ million (£12 million fee plus £2+ million in performance-related add-ons) while Jarvis has commanded a fee of £10.75 million (£7.5 million up front, etc, etc).

These pictures come live to us from the Wolves boardroom…

Seriously though, how did Wolves go down with all this £££’s worth of talent on their books?

Posted in Sunderland, Transfers & Rumours, West Ham Utd, Wolves

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5 Comments

  1. Gamblino says:

    2 words: Mick McCarthy.

    I remember at one point he was playing that £14mil striker on the wing.

  2. Essex Wolves says:

    Roll up! Roll up!

    Layyyyyydies and gentlemen!!!!

    From the same stable as Messrs Fletcher and Jarvo, I present to you the next Wolves star to be up on the block….. I give you Mr Christophe Berra!!!!! Do I hear £30 million, Mr Rodgers? Do I hear £35 million, Mr Jol? £40 million?? Hurry along!

    #headsnotgonenowbutmynigglinginjuryhasclearedupfast

  3. pray4muamba says:

    you can always count on sunderland to spend a lot of an average players. having these two players for the price of one mr robin van persi? yeesh!

  4. youmuppet says:

    Are you daft? Van Persie is 29 years old, and cost £25 million quid. Overall his transfer fee if he stays his entire contract could cost over £70 million quid with very little sell on.

    Fletcher is 25, if he signed for us then he signed for our wage structure, which is a hell of a lot less than what Man U players get. Also he’ll be 29 when his contract ends, with at least a couple of million sell on. Screw your head on before you talk you fool.

  5. Del says:

    All I know is I miss the lols everytime Colin Murray said “Woooooolves” on MOTD2.
    Hope Wolves get promoted so we can have it back.

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