By Chris Wright
Flattened by a six-foot Willy: the ultimate humiliation
Manchester City’s latest major signing of the summer is a large Willy – specifically goalkeeper Wilfredo “Willy” Caballero, who joins from Malaga for a fee believed to be somewhere in the region of €8million…
— Manchester City FC (@MCFC) July 8, 2014
Willy, 32, played under City manager Manuel Pellegrini at Malaga and comes in to provide stiff competition for Joe Hart and…um, Richard Wright, kinda, we suppose.
We can only assume that he’s also bringing his own balls with him.
Right, Pies hereby promise that will be the last time we ever make fun of Caballero’s name*.
(*are you kidding? Of course it bloody well won’t be!)