Vincent Kompany Politely Shuns Piers Morgan’s £70m Offer To Buy Him For Arsenal

Chris Wright

5th, November 2014


By Chris Wright


Arsenal’s not-so-secret shame, Piers Morgan, attempted to buy Vincent Kompany on Twitter last night. Tap-a, tap-a, tap-a.

Once again faux-outraged by Arsenal’s lack of defensive fortitude having watched the Gunners bin a comfortable 3-0 lead against Kompany’s former club Anderlecht, Morgan set about tapping up the Man City skipper after he Tweeted in celebration of the Belgian team’s Champions League comeback…


Not that Morgan was perturbed, with the former newspaper editor chucking yet more money at Kompany in a bid to entice him to The Emirates – even lumping in a couple of Ferraris as a sweetener…


One last throw of the dice…


Cue: complete radio silence from Kompany.

The only truly acceptable response to Piers Morgan.