‘A Beautiful P***y But It Doesn’t Get Me Horny’ – Antonio Cassano Snubs Juventus With Least Poetic Metaphor Imagineable

Chris Wright

19th, May 2015

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By Chris Wright

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Antonio the lothario

What with Antonio Cassano having been a free agent since he left destitute Parma earlier in the season, word on the wire in Italy is that Juventus are keen to bring the 32-year-old in on a cheapo deal.

However, the man himself doesn’t appear quite so keen on the idea, telling a television show that the prospect of a dalliance with the Old Lady doesn’t exactly get his engine revving.

According to Lancenet, Cassano reportedly uttered these immortals words when asked about Juve’s interest in an interview with the Tiki-Taka television show:

“I have refused Juventus four times. It’s a beautiful pussy but it doesn’t get me horny.”

Christ on a bike.

Seems Il Gioiello di Bari Vecchia (“The Jewel of Old Bari”) is almost as poetic as his nickname.

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  1. Ron says:

    It’s so true! Goddamn, I wouldn’t say that to anyone but a friend, in jest, with no mics or cameras around. What a scumbag.

    Also, what the hell is going on in that photo? As an Italian-American, he doesn’t look to be packing much heat…

  2. James Taylor says:

    To be fair to FantAntonio, the term “figa” is commonly used to refer to an attractive woman, rather than any particular part of her anatomy, e.g. “Che figa!” (“What a hot babe!” or something to that effect).

    In addition, he was in dialogue with Giampiero Mughini, a staunch Juve supporter and deliberately antagonostic TV personality, so Cassano was surely giving back as good as he got.

  3. Giancarlo Marcelli says:

    You have to understand that he is Barese, and a very uneducated one at that!

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