According to no less an authority than the Daily Star, Karim Benzema will arrive at Arsenal today.
The player has taken time out from his packing to tell fans that, er, it’s not happening, tweeting:
For all those clowns who want to make believe things at my fans. Here this is my home !
Or as the Star, Metro and Daily Telegraph would surely put it: “Benzema refuses to rule out buying second home in Arsenal area!”