Official: Kevin De Bruyne Completes Record £58m Man City Transfer (Photos)

Chris Wright

30th, August 2015


“What’s got two thumbs and is feeling a bit embarrassed at the moment?”

Thank f**k. It’s over. It’s finally over. After months of remorseless dry-humping, Kevin De Bruyne is officially a Manchester City player.

The Belgian winger joins from Wolfsburg for a bafflingly astronomical fee of £58million, thus surpassing the recently-procured Raheem Sterling as City’s most expensive ever signing.

De Bruyne is to wear the No.17 shirt, previously sported by such City luminaries as Jack Rodwell, Martin Petrov and Sun Jihai.

By ‘eck, that’s a lot to live up to.