Word on the wire is that Martin Skrtel is close to joining Fenerbahce in a £5.5million deal and it’s probably just as well after the Liverpool defender appeared to brand his current coach a “d*ckhead” on social media.
As picked up on by Empire of the Kop, one of Skrtel’s personal friends posted a photo of the pair on Instagram along with a slew of hashtags pertaining to Jurgen Klopp.
The post has since been deleted (quelle surprise) but thankfully screenshots never die…

Image via Empire Of The Kop
Once translated from Slovakian, the first hashtag reportedly reads “KloppIsAD*ckhead”.
#KloppJeKKT is supposedly short for ‘KloppJeKokot’ – kokot being a slang term for ‘d*ckhead’ or ‘d*ck’.
Skrtel then replies, commenting that “the last hashtag is top”.
The original poster, pharrelski, then responds “Hope Jurgen won’t see it”, to which Skrtel answers “Hope he does!”
Just a timely reminder that Martin Skrtel is a 31-years-old adult male. He has also made well over 250 appearances in the space of eight-and-a-half years at Liverpool.
Quite what Klopp has done to bring on this confusingly unprofessional bout of adolescent name-calling (other than not selecting him regularly last season) is anybody’s guess.
Regardless, what a disappointing finale to Skrtel’s long, loyal, if not exactly stellar tenure at Anfield.