Of course, there are many power ballads you could choose to get you through the unrelenting circus of tripe that is Transfer Deadline Day™, but we feel that our chums over at Fitba Thatba may just have unleashed the grandaddy of them all.
Mixing two parts ‘St. Elmo’s Fire’ with one part “let’s go live now to Kaveh Solhekol outside the Hawthorns”, steel yourself for the rollicking battle cry of the Transfer Hawk.
It’s almost certain to have you gripped in its mighty talons from the very first ‘ca-caw’…
Choon.