Alexis Sanchez may well have 10 good reasons to leave Arsenal on transfer deadline day, but thankfully he now also has one good reason to stay.
From the same deranged, off-key genius who brought us ‘Leave Right Now‘, the definitive anthem of the 2016/17 ‘Wenger Out’ campaign, comes what might just prove to be the decisive factor in Sanchez’s decision.
And, just to cap it all off, it’s all set to an East 17 track…
📽| مشجع ارسنالي يؤلف اغنية يُطالب بها سانشيز بالبقاء في آرسنال. pic.twitter.com/qWDyqREv9l
— Insider City (@InsiderCity_Ar) August 30, 2017
Update: Alexis joins Man City on massive, long-term contract as soon as is humanly possible.
“Granted, I’m not 100% fluent in English, but even I understand that their fans all seem to be gigantic, self-entitled man-baby berks,” the Chilean whimpered as he came sprinting into the reception at Carrington with a biro in his hand.