By Chris Wright
…for Paul Scholes’ testimonial at Old Trafford on August 5th.
MWUHAHAHAHAHA!!!
The Cosmos’ Pele-assembled, 17-man squad in full:
Nicky Butt, Sol Campbell, Fabio Cannavaro, Brad Friedel, Robbie Keane, Brian McBride, Gary Neville, Michel Salgado, Patrick Vieira and seven U23 Cosmos players; Chad Calderone, Ibrahim Diaby, Stefan Dimitrov, David Diosa, Marvin Iraheta, Dane Murphy, Yanik Reyering, Moriken Sangary.
Yep, Robbie Keane. No offence (okay, a bit of offence), but doesn’t Scholes deserve an altogether more ‘stellar’ affair?