Man City Suspend Carlos Tevez, Northern Irish Club Limavady United Offer To Take Him On Loan

Chris Wright

29th, September 2011

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By Chris Wright

As you may have heard by now, Manchester City have suspended Carlos Tevez for a fortnight while they mull over their options amidst the post-Munich refusenik shitstorm – essentially putting themselves in the lose/lose/lose position of either having to keep hold of the mopey striker and make him publicly apologise to the City fans…again, exile him to their Elite Development Power Falcon Super-Duper Reserve Team on £190,000-a-week or flog him to some unscrupulous suitor for a fraction of his true value.

However, there is another way. Northern Irish second-tier side Limavady United contacted City yesterday afternoon offering to take Tevez on loan for the rest of the season, vowing to keep his fitness up if his parent club agree to pay the player’s wages.

Said David Brewster, vice-chairman of the County Londonderry team:

“Pursuant to the well publicised comments of your manager yesterday evening to the effect that Carlos Tevez would not be permitted to play for your club again, may I on behalf of Limavady United FC indicate our willingness to assist you with a difficult problem.

“We would be perfectly willing to take Mr Tevez on loan for the remainder of the season or until transfer, thereby permitting him to play football but without the risk of being cup-tied for the Champions League.

“Limavady United play in the championship in Northern Ireland and our manager would be happy to accommodate Mr Tevez within his squad.

“Naturally, our club would not be in a position to discharge Mr Tevez’s wages but I am sure you can see the advantages of keeping him match fit prior to any possible sale.”

Sounds like a go-er to me. Frankly, could you really blame City for accepting Limavady’s offer?

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14 Comments

  1. Seán Murphy says:

    Its Derry, not Londonderry.

  2. Lady B says:

    Hahahah if he battles with English, how the hell is he going to manage with Irish English?!?! :D Ship him off, City!

  3. :) says:

    do it! that’ll teach him for moping about having possibly the best job in the world

  4. AGGIB says:

    Do it ! Belittle the bloke as much as he has belittled the sport, the city of Manchester and everyone poor bastard who has paid to watch the bloke since his sorry ass it these shores. You would have thought a bloke from a favella would hold dear every cent he made and thank god or whomever for every hot meal. Some of us weren’t struggling that much but would have done happily to be in his situation right now. PRICK !!!!

  5. C says:

    If Tevez (and obviously Man city) agrees to this, it would be the best publicity stunt ever. Even I would start liking him if he went to such a lower league.

  6. Davy says:

    I HOPE TO NEVER SEE HIM IN THE PREMIERSHIP AGAIN!!!

  7. Jay says:

    Its LONDONDERRY ;)

  8. Davy says:

    Yeah he is a mint player as is Ronaldo who I also hate but probably through jealousy and his arrogance more than anything else, at least he loved playing and playing in the Premiership too…. I would love to see Ronaldo back but Tevez can fuck off for good, prob just jealous that Silva is far fuckin better!!!

  9. syndex says:

    hmm this sounds familiar a player refusing to play a european game to force a move. Laet me check everton, Lescott, bate borisov it goes around then it comes around.

  10. Michael D says:

    @Davy – no no no, remember, you’re supposed to be jealous because he is young and rich and handsome

  11. Davy says:

    @ Michael D….Oh shit yeah that’s right haha he is an enormous tool aint he??

  12. sloth says:

    His dressing room presence would make Limavady worse.

  13. Kevin Barry says:

    do it city, teach the stupid cunt a lesson!

  14. MessiBalls says:

    ITS DERRY. FREE DERRY

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