By Chris Wright
Oscar Cardozo scored an 85th-minute winner to give Benfica a narrow 1-0 win over Maritimo yesterday, a victory that took his side back level on points with Porto at the summit of the Portuguese top flight – he also pulled this out of the bag…
Oh dear. Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear.
Of course, no one felt Cardozo’s one-yard shithousery more keenly than Benfica coach Sandi Toksvig, who was left completely agog on the touchline. And rightly so, t’was absolutely shite.