By Chris Wright
In which, during last night’s Copa del Rey quarter-final first-leg El Clasico in Madrid, Real Madrid’s in-house butcher Pepe indulged in a spot of what he loves to do the bestest – stamping on Lionel Messi’s hand as the Barca tyke sat on the turf after being barrelled over by Jose Callejon…
Not content with mashing Leo’s digits into paté, Pepe also found time to for a bit of diving on the touchline when the advances of Cesc Fabregas sent air particles crashing into his face and knocked the poor lamb clean of his feet…
Yet more proof (if more proof were needed) that Pepe is, by some considerable distance, the most despicable, detestable player in world football today.
For the record, Barcelona won 2-1 in the Bernabeu – we’ll have photos and highlights up shortly.