Javier Zanetti Performs On ‘Indonesian Idol’ Talent Show, Is About As Good As You’d Expect (Video)

By Chris Wright

Things Javier Zanetti is good at:

1. Parting his hair with precision
2. Sprinting 85-yards in the 90th minute to win corners
3. Making men half his age look like work-shy fops

Things Javier Zanetti is not good at:

1. Singing…

Christ on a bike.