By Chris Wright
The world of Yank sport (according to Martin Keown)…
If you’re sat there wondering what the hell is going on, it’s a reference to this little humdinger – a pure nugget of gilded Keown co-commentary from the Portugal-Czech Republic game t’other night…
Come on Martin, that’s bread and butter for pundits like you.
(Image via Unibet – who have a whole gallery of sporting Keownism mash-ups, including MLB Tennis and NHL Rugby)