Neymar Meets Young British Fan, Several Strange And Unsettling Scenes Follow… (Video)

Chris Wright

1st, August 2012

9 Comments

By Chris Wright

It probably shouldn’t be, but everything about this strange and unsettling (especially those eerie freeze-frame eyes at 0:35)…

“Police burst into the laboratory to find several half-naked bodies floating in the blood-specked pool, as if someone had thrown a toaster into a pond full of Koi carp.

“The killer, believed to be an eight-year old ginger child, was found slumped in a high-backed leather swivel chair with a half-ingested Brazil shirt hanging from his mouth, as John Lennon’s ‘Imagine’ played on repeat over the laboratory’s PA system…”

Video: 101GG

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9 Comments

  1. Fabrizio says:

    Yep. You’re right Chris. Eerie as fuck!

  2. plops says:

    He’ll be mercilessly bullied at school for that. He’ll become a trouble causer because of it, then start bunking off school before developing a drug problem and hanging himself before he’s 20.

  3. Anabelle says:

    Plops, Stop talking about yourself. Nobody cares about you.

    The kid is lovely and his father clearly adores the child.

  4. Miguel - NYC says:

    The father may love his child, but it is still a creepy video.
    Maybe the dad is channeling his feelings through the kid, since i am assuming the kid did not edit the video.

  5. Mr Sensible says:

    Bradley Wiggins is totally Rio Ferdinand’s white doppelganger, if Rio was a choc ice and you ate the chocolate part you’d end up with Wiggins.

  6. momo says:

    @Mr Sensible- that’s freaking high-larious!

  7. Toz says:

    This kid’s a tosser because he likes Neymar. That father should lose custody of his child, if it was me, I would do everything in my fatherly right to stamp out any ‘adoration’ for the biggest cunt out of Brazil since Adriano.

  8. Philipp says:

    I hope his daughter isn’t the biggest Sergio Busquets lover…

  9. peter says:

    idk whats weirder, him doing the `chachuchachuchachu` or waving at the players in the pool….they must be thinking…wtf…lol

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