Will Smith Takes Worst Penalty In The History Of Everything Ever At UEFA Event (Video)

Chris Wright

27th, May 2013

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By Chris Wright

The Fresh Prince was in town over the weekend with his son/daughter Jaden to leech onto the Champions League Final festivities in London in order to promote some god-awful new film they’re both in, which saw the unsettlingly perma-postive Scientology gimp jemmied into taking a penalty against Edwin van der Sar at the UEFA Festival at Stratford.

He failed Big Willy style…

Question is, was Bagger Vance’s penalty better or worse than Diana Ross’ “goal-busting” spotkick botch at the 1994 World Cup opening ceremony?

Worse. Far worse.

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  1. Haywired says:

    “God awful” seems a bit harsh for a film that hasn’t been released or reviewed yet, but anyway, while Will Smith’s was technically worse, Diana Ross surely gets extra fail points for the whole “goal-busting” effect and the fact that it was in the World Cup opening ceremony, rather than just goofing around.

  2. chimpo says:

    does anyone else just find their whole ‘smith’ brand utterly creepy.

    the kid’s like 14 and he has his own line of clothing.ugggh

    total scientologists too

  3. tipo 00 says:

    i’m with you there chimpo. my money was on him being the first black president although allegedly this is no longer possible.

  4. usrick says:

    There is good news, however: after that pathetic attempt, he will hopefully never show his face to a football crowd again, whether or not he’s elected president. He made Diana Ross look like Brandi Chastain by comparison.

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