By Chris Wright
In which, during a pre-season friendly yesterday evening, 20-year-old Red Bull Salzburg centre-half gets a little lucky in squeezing between a couple of Schalke forwards, only to unleash all holy hell from 70 yards (that’s about 65 metres in new money) as the Austrian side clocked up an impressive 3-1 victory over their German opponents…
Yowzer! DIES IST DER MONSTER TOR!
Thanks to Pies fan Olaffe on Twitter for the tip-off!