‘We’re Better Than The Best’ By MLS All-Stars Might Just Be The Worst Football Song Ever Produced… (Video)

Chris Wright

31st, July 2013


By Chris Wright

Ahead of the MLS All-Stars game against Roma this evening, several members of the squad have foisted this monstrosity upon the world…

We know it’s supposed to be a bit tongue in cheek, but still…that thing – to use the American vernacular – sucks the big one.

Still, it’s not like the Yanks have got much pedigree when it comes to football anthems – take their godawful 1990 World Cup song “Victory” for example…

Togetherness and unity means victory for you and me? Pee-bloody-uw. When a song is so bad it makes you pine for Diamond Lights, you know it hums.