Gareth Bale Impregnates Thibaut Courtois With Alien Chestburster During Madrid Derby (Video)

Chris Wright

29th, September 2013


By Chris Wright

Shocking scenes in La Liga yesterday evening when, during the final throes of Atletico Madrid’s 1-0 victory over city rivals Real, Gareth Bale somehow manages to impregnate Atleti ‘keeper Thibaut Courtois with an alien chestburster – or so you’d assume, judging by the Atleti keeper’s ludicrous reaction to receiving the faintest of nudges from the Welshman…


Seriously though, shocking conduct from Courtois. What a prannet.

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  1. Amsterdamadrista says:

    With a performance like that he should be nominated for an Oscar. SMH

  2. Zam says:

    Clearly Gareth Bale is a Jedi, and used the Force on him. Well, a Sith, more likely. No wonder he cost so much.

  3. James says:

    Surely there must be punishments for atrocious acts like this. I know it’s spain, but it is still football yeah? Slowly but surely losing faith for the game with shit like this.

  4. Cristian Zuenfo says:

    surely he’s just bent his fingers over. he’s clearly clutching his fingers when writhing around on the floor and also when he’s up on his feet.

  5. DoodleMaster says:

    Chris, what is your favorite beer?

  6. Michael says:

    He wasn’t feigning injury to his chest. Bale had stepped on his left palm . Throughout the video, Courtois clutches his left palm. Maybe you would have seen that if you weren’t so busy forcing your PremFace agenda.

    • Joe says:

      So he was feigning injury to his hand, not his abdomen? Oh, then it’s okay to act like that then, with the agony and the slapping the pitch and the having a quick glance up to see whether you’ve managed to make tomorrow’s papers by getting the world’s newest most expensive footballer sent off.

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