Gareth Bale Impregnates Thibaut Courtois With Alien Chestburster During Madrid Derby (Video)

Chris Wright

29th, September 2013

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By Chris Wright

Shocking scenes in La Liga yesterday evening when, during the final throes of Atletico Madrid’s 1-0 victory over city rivals Real, Gareth Bale somehow manages to impregnate Atleti ‘keeper Thibaut Courtois with an alien chestburster – or so you’d assume, judging by the Atleti keeper’s ludicrous reaction to receiving the faintest of nudges from the Welshman…

ChestBurster

Seriously though, shocking conduct from Courtois. What a prannet.

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  1. Amsterdamadrista says:

    With a performance like that he should be nominated for an Oscar. SMH

  2. Zam says:

    Clearly Gareth Bale is a Jedi, and used the Force on him. Well, a Sith, more likely. No wonder he cost so much.

  3. James says:

    Surely there must be punishments for atrocious acts like this. I know it’s spain, but it is still football yeah? Slowly but surely losing faith for the game with shit like this.

  4. Cristian Zuenfo says:

    surely he’s just bent his fingers over. he’s clearly clutching his fingers when writhing around on the floor and also when he’s up on his feet.

  5. DoodleMaster says:

    Chris, what is your favorite beer?

  6. Michael says:

    He wasn’t feigning injury to his chest. Bale had stepped on his left palm . Throughout the video, Courtois clutches his left palm. Maybe you would have seen that if you weren’t so busy forcing your PremFace agenda.

    • Joe says:

      So he was feigning injury to his hand, not his abdomen? Oh, then it’s okay to act like that then, with the agony and the slapping the pitch and the having a quick glance up to see whether you’ve managed to make tomorrow’s papers by getting the world’s newest most expensive footballer sent off.

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