By Chris Wright
In which some American fella drums up his finest Polish accent, buys himself a Borussia Dortmund replica shirt and proceeds to gad about pretending to be Robert Lewandowski, first by doling out nuggets of flawless football advice to a local football team training in the park and secondly by attempting to pick up as many chicks as possible…
Soooooo many fake mobile numbers being handed out there! Sooooo many.
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