By Chris Wright
You may remember, roughly a year ago, when Pies sullied your eyeballs with shots from the inaugural 2013 edition of the ‘Sexy Managers Calendar’ which saw all your favourite management studs rendered in all manner of sensual poses: we’re talking AVB shirtless on horseback, Rafa Benitez deep in the throes of the Tango del Sexo, Roberto Mancini with only his cashmere scarf concealing his manhood, Harry Redknapp bare-chested on a bucking bronco, etc, etc.
In truth it was all pretty harrowing, but thankfully the artist responsible, one James Husbands, has seen fit to produce a second edition for 2014, meaning that now, if someone asks us if we’ve ever seen Carles Puyol stretched out in sweaty, clingy Flashdance-style spandex, Michel Platini re-enacting Cher’s leather-clad video for ‘Turn Back Time’ or the Neville brothers performing Bolero on ice in sequins and tights, the answer is now, unfortunately, “yes”.
The Sexy Football Calendar can be purchased here and it’s £10 well spent if you ask us.
After all, what price can you put on pure seduction?