Ezequiel Lavezzi Honks Zlatan’s Statuesque Nose To Celebrate Goal vs Rennes (Video)

Chris Wright

18th, December 2013


By Chris Wright

In which impish ‘ickle PSG frontman Ezequiel Lavezzi takes his life in his tiny hands and decides to honk Zlatan Ibrahimovic’s masculine, statuesque nose in the celebratory melee that followed the Swedish behemoth’s penalty against Rennes at the weekend…

May God have mercy on his soul.

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  1. porcelain sandwich says:

    That was incredibly unwise. Ibra’s going to do the same thing to Lavezzi when he scores and give him a third nostril.

  2. barf says:

    Lavezzi was pronounced dead 2 minutes later. The cause of death was reportedly by massive internal bleeding, brought about by a scissor-like kick to the thorax

  3. rone says:

    How dare mere mortals touch the Zlatan like that-Lavezzi’s soul may forever burn in hell for this indiscretion.

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