Orlando Engelaar Trumps Wayne Rooney, Scores From Own Half vs Central Coast Mariners (Video & GIF)

Chris Wright

23rd, March 2014


By Chris Wright

In which Melbourne Heart midfielder Orlando Engelaar (remember him?) gets things under way against Central Coast Mariners by scoring an absolute monster from inside his own half without the ball so much as bouncing even once…

Sadly we’re left to report that Engelaar’s goliath goal counted for zilcho at the end of the game, with the Mariners coming from behind to seal a 1-2 victory.

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  1. Zam says:

    Meh, Rooneys was a volley.

  2. Mrs. Rooney says:

    Uh, even though it was in the goal, the ball DID bounce once (at least). Pies cannot nullify various laws of nature at will.

    Gravity ALWAYS prevails.

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