By Chris Wright
Wee, say le bon!
Zlatan Ibrahimovic was crowned the Ligue 1 Player of the Year for the second season running last night, also picking up trinkets for ending 2013/14 as the French top flight’s top goalscorer and the scorer of the league’s most beautiful goal (for this handsome brute against Bastia in October).
Now, while the Swede is fluent is several languages, it appears that French is not one of them as, while addressing the people of France to thank them for recognising his obvious superiority, Zlatan’s stilted Gallic acceptance speech reduced PSG team-mates Salvatore Sirigu and Marco Verratti to fits of laughter in the audience…
Neither have been seen or heard from since.