American Fan Makes Utter Pillock Of Himself After Mistaking Van Persie For Robben (Video)

Chris Wright

2nd, July 2014


By Chris Wright

Just when you think our beloved Yank brethren might just be getting to grips with his soccer malarkey, along comes one clueless pillock to ruin it all for everybody…

What a berk.

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  1. Robert Heaney says:


    Dear Rest of the World,

    We’re trying… we really are. We’ll get there, so please be patient. Said pillock has been sterilized as a result of his mistaking the identity of Robin for Robben. Who, I might point out, are both reprehensible Dutch gits.



  2. Jon says:

    Mexican not American

  3. Fnarf says:

    Sadly, these bros are taking over the country and now the world.

  4. Patrick says:

    This is why we can’t have nice things!

  5. Cameron says:

    How can you confuse his big shiny bald head?

  6. arsenalroo says:

    Exact same to me. C*nts both.

  7. Uncle Sam says:

    Even if he was American… We still got farther than you lot of british footballing shit this time…

  8. Jock McTartan says:

    Now, just wait a cotton-pickin’ minute, Uncle Sam!
    British? British?!?

    I’ll have you know that no team competes at any stage of the World Cup under the name of Britland. That footballing shit you refer to was distinctly English footballing shit. England, Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland are very proud and possessive of their own unique and special forms of footballing shit. And we dislike anyone else mistaking our footballing shit for anyone else’s footballing shit. So just back off there.

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