By Chris Wright
After being nominated by former Manchester United mucker Darren Fletcher, Cristiano Ronaldo did the decent thing and took up the Ice Bucket Challenge (a viral charity dare where nominees tip a bucket of freezing water over themselves then nominate their cronies to do likewise) but he did it in the most “Cristiano Ronaldo” way imaginable: by stripping down to his own-brand, designer purple grundies first…
Fair dinkum for accepting the challenge, but that Ronaldo boy doesn’t need much of an excuse to stride about in his underwear, does he? Shameless!
Fletch says…
“Oi, Ronny ye skinny prack! Don’t remember anyone askin’ to see yer wee ta-tas?”