By Chris Wright
This will surely go down as the summer of the god-awful corner kick, with Wayne Rooney, Serge Gakpe and Keisuke Honda all ensuring an unforgettable few months of abject ineptitude.
The latest addition to the oeuvre comes courtesy of Marseille’s Dimitri Payet, who managed to hit the top of the stadium with his corner against Guingamp at the weekend thanks to an interfering piece of loose turf – or at least that’s what he wants you to think…
When will this suffering end?