By Chris Wright
Formed in 1993 and playing their football inside the Arctic Circle in Lapland, the aptly named FC Santa Claus secured promotion of the third tier of Finnish football on Saturday thanks to a dramatically late winning goal scored in their final game of the season against ORPa.
With Jaakko Paavilainen popping up in the 94th-minute to steal a 1-0 victory for his side, FC Santa Claus secured promotion up to the Kakkonen division – with their Finnish commentator duly losing the plot and melting down into a screaming, bubbling puddle of molten silicon…
Eh, we find that impartiality is overrated anyway.
(Video: FC Santa Claus Official)