Lord Of The Mics: Bradley Wright-Phillips Takes On Yannick Bolasie In The Rap Battle Nobody Asked For (Video)

Chris Wright

30th, September 2014

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By Chris Wright


We can’t believe we completely missed the other five instalments, but the “Lord of the Mics VI” mixtape/compilation CD is almost upon us and the sixth entry in the oeuvre is set to be the best (much like the Police Academy franchise – “City Under Seige” being a true classic of the police farce genre), featuring as it does the long-awaited, much-hyped rap battle between Bradley Wright-Phillips and Yannick Bolasie.

The pair, who were teammates at Plymouth Argyle once upon a time, have already squared off in a rap battle earlier this year and have reignited their furious grime feud just in time for inclusion on “Lord of the Mics VI”.

Here’s a sample of the timeless rhymes on offer, firstly from Crystal Palace winger Bolasie:

“He couldn’t score goals in the Championship, that’s why he went down to League One.”

“All those years playing in England, everyone knows you be missing.”

“Even your own girl said you were scary.”

“I play in the Prem you know.”

Strong, strong stuff – to which Wright-Phillips responds:

“If you’re being honest you know I’ve won, it’s Brad keeping you in a battle that’s done”

“No goals (at international level), I feel so sorry for you.”

“MC battle? You were in a relegation battle.”

Woah, steady on Bradley! We don’t want to be having to rush anybody to the burns unit here.

Here’s the official “Lord of the Mics VI” hype video in full…

Jesus H. Christ.

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  1. LBRL says:

    This weren’t that bad actually. Bradley dropping some sharp witty bars there. Looking forward to Yala’s reposte. The relegation battle line was clever,but harsh. Yala is still in the Prem! Rather have a relegation battle there than wherever Bradley is,lol. Hope to hear some more footy players with MC ability. Cheers Pies!

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