Leaky Defence: Aptly-Named Dutch Goalkeeper Stops League Game To Have A Pee Behind The Goal (Video)

Chris Wright

17th, October 2014

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By Chris Wright

Given that they won the tie 4-0, it’s perhaps not surprising that Excelsior ’31’s aptly-named goalkeeper Arjan Kok found time to sneak behind the goal for a strategic bladder evacuation mid-way through his team’s recent game against CSV Apeldoorn.

Only, it’s not that easy to sneak in a ninja piss when there’s a camera trained on your every move and a spectator stood almost directly in front of you…

We’re fairly sure there’s a “No.1” joke in there somewhere.

(Via 101GG)