By Chris Wright
Apparently this footage has only come to light recently, so consider yourselves lucky ducks!
Dating from roughly the early 1990s, here’s El Diego mucking in with a game of futsal in his native Argentina and, of course, quite literally running rings around his bamboozled opponents – several of whom appear to be Ian Botham…
Yep, he’s fairly good at this football malarkey.
(Many thanks to Pies fan @NachoAubin for the tip-off!)