By Chris Wright
Eight years ago Kaka was voted the best player in world football and given a Ballon d’Or after winning a Champions League with AC Milan.
Six years ago Real Madrid were happily breaking the world transfer fee record to sign him for a whopping £56million.
Four years ago, he was playing American football with Hollywood A-lister Mickey Mouse.
Two years ago, Kaka was making an emotional return to Milan, where he was greeted with open arms and tear-stained eyes by fans who never wanted to see him go in the first place.
Six months ago Kaka was mobbed at the airport by hordes of excited fans after signing for Orlando City FC.
Five-and-a-bit months ago he was returning home on loan to Sao Paulo to a prodigal son’s welcome.
Now he’s making his Orlando City on a park pitch in front of, as the Independent put it, one man and his dog…
Oh Rickie.
Apparently Kaka turned out for Orlando reserves in a friendly game against FC Dallas which took place in front of “less than 50 onlookers” on a local sports field.
The Brazilian did, however, manage a debut goal – scoring a penalty in a 4-0 victory.
Thanks Jesus.