By Chris Wright
19 years ago to this very day, Paul Gascoigne scored *that* goal against Scotland in the group stages at Euro 96, all while managing to avoid being blinding by Colin Hendry’s shimmering mullet of pure light.
Hang on…19 years ago? That can’t be right, can it? Christ, we feel old all of a sudden.
Anyway; the dink, the finish, the gurn, the celebration. Bish, bash, bosh. Gazza in microcosm…
That Gary McAllister ‘bald’ crack was just unnecessary, Martin.