Adel Taarabt Bungles Pathetic, Half-Arsed Penalty As Benfica Reserves Soundly Beaten By Porto (Video)

Chris Wright

20th, December 2015


Adel Taarabt is going great guns at Benfica at the moment, by which of course we mean he’s currently plodding around like a lobotomised heifer in the B team.

A mere matter of days after we saw him deliver the shoddiest corner kick in living memory, our Adel attempted to rectify the situation by converting a penalty against Porto’s second string yesterday – a game Benfica went on to lose 3-0 at home.

The resulting effort – and we use the word ‘effort’ quite wrongly there – was just about as half-arsed and pathetic as you’d imagine…

What a waste.