Adel Taarabt Bungles Pathetic, Half-Arsed Penalty As Benfica Reserves Soundly Beaten By Porto (Video)

Chris Wright

20th, December 2015

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Adel Taarabt is going great guns at Benfica at the moment, by which of course we mean he’s currently plodding around like a lobotomised heifer in the B team.

A mere matter of days after we saw him deliver the shoddiest corner kick in living memory, our Adel attempted to rectify the situation by converting a penalty against Porto’s second string yesterday – a game Benfica went on to lose 3-0 at home.

The resulting effort – and we use the word ‘effort’ quite wrongly there – was just about as half-arsed and pathetic as you’d imagine…

What a waste.