Just keep it between the white sticks and you should be okay…
Sometimes it is simply beyond the realms of human communication to accurately describe the true diabolical nature of a hopelessly mangled open-goal sitter.
This, from Dutch Derde Divisie (fourth tier) side Harkemase Boys, is one such occasion…
Just to cap it all off in fitting style, Harkemase went onto lose 3-2 against their mid-table rivals VV Capelle.
Horrendous, in every single aspect.
(Video: Harkemase Boys/Youtube)