Modern Football Is Rubbish: Juventus Hold Mock Press Conference To Welcome ‘Two New Signings’ On Board (Video)

Chris Wright

9th, November 2017

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As modern professional football and vapid commercial endeavour continue to stride merrily hand-in-hand toward complete and hopeless saturation, Juventus have gone ahead and filed their latest offering.

Indeed, the Serie A giants have press-ganged Paulo Dybala, Douglas Costa, Federico Bernardeschi and Rodrigo Bentacur into staging a mock press conference to help unveil a pair of new signings – signings famous for their “perfect shape” and “delicious skills”…

The contrived convergence of conglomerates. A joy to behold.

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  1. Logjam Stevens says:

    It’s called synergy Pies! Get with it!

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