It wasn’t pencilled in to be a slobberknocker, but the French third-tier meeting between Lyon Duchere and Entente SSG on Friday night produced not one, but deux belting goals.
After falling behind early on, Entente equalised in the 30th minute through William Sea Nessemon, who scored with a remarkable corkscrew scissor kick which made the French commentator scream the name of Zlatan Ibrahimovic.
Believe us, Pies have watched this goal four or five times now and we still haven’t quite got our head around Sea’s absolutely insane technique…
Entente then scored again in the second half to go 2-1 up only for Lyon Duchere to level things up in dramatic circumstances with one of the last few kicks of the game.
It just so happened that said ‘kick’ was a truly ballistic 25-yard volley from Matthieu Ezikian to salvage a point for his side…
Sacré Bleu! Massive volleys all over the shop!
(Videos: Championnat National Officiel)